how u doin

And i like it here

Hey matt

hey

Ah, even with the depressing roommates?

Is the crazy landlady still running the place? I remember having to bail you out from that psycho haha

LOL its just the one

Yes, she is nutso.

Shes been wanting yo dress me up. Talking about me wearing a nightie and teddy and a wig and heels.

She probably wants to pimp me out

I dont crossdress. I will never do that shit

2 dufferent women here want to dress me up

damn

there was a guy here for 4 months and he left 3 months ago. I was actually getting feelings for him. I think he was just using me as his sex toy though and didbt care about me. It felt weird cause i NEVER develop feelings for guys. Im all about the dick

damn joey is still slinging around

Yeah sounds interesting Joey, but it's nice to have you around again

Still never fail to make me laugh, and maybe even feel moderately uncomfortable

TY. you need to come to one of the catholic sex parties. The new one is a lot different. Bottoms go as priests and take care of the men who come to my cumfessions. The other tops go as priests and bott9ms go alter boys

LOL

hey

There is a new lady here too. She is MASSIVE. It takes an hour for her to enter a room. 15 minutes each for her titties and ass

Shes nice though but damn

That just sounds so sus

She makes that rapper who sued uber look tiny

Yeah damn I almost feel bad for those people but then remember it's their own fault

nah it lowkey becomes an addiction at a point

it's all the added sugars in foods

and it like. literally rewires your brain

oh and even if i had my own apartmrnt i wouldnt host any parties. A dude hosted a pump and dump at his house and hot assaulted. Like why would you post your address and then have 100 men come yo your house?

I only do pump and dunps and sex parties at bathhouses, adult theaters or hotels