us citizens were given 48 hour warning before bombs drop lol wtf

trump is going awol

in greenland

I guess the era of invading others for fun is back

i need to get a felony fast before the draft lol

any low jail time felonies as tip , maybe wire fraud

i’m gonna start cardinng

whats that

LOL my roommate says he knows sarah jessica parker

He makes up shit all the time but wven if ot was true who goves a fuck about sarah jessica parker?

i been gone son long

so*

مرحبا

real gang rollcall

Ugh now my roommate says he has $7 million and makes $3,300 an HOUR. LOL

straight lies

No kidding. He wouldnt be living in a group home with 40 men and 2 barhriims in the hood of los angeles

Bathrooms*

Last week he said he owned 3 houses on mulholland drive and his neighbor and best friend is demi moore.

hes hot as fuck though and has a huge dick and he fucks me good so i can put up with his delusions. LOL

lol